Musings Of A Sir

ryeou:

how to: 「pusheen cake

kaiaminalcrossing:

He’s so cute…….

porrim-mama:

tahthetrickster:

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

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AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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Oops

j-e-s-s-u:

me going to raid your pantry

pantry raid

One Creepypasta Masterpasta to rule them all

teppelin:

strifeandslash:

homosaiyans:

Because while there are great places like creepypasta.com and the creepypasta wiki, actually digging through the slop to find the gems they have is tiresome. So I thought I’d do it for you. A lot of these may be old classics that many of you have already read, but it’s always nice to revisit them and maybe drag a few newbies in on the way down.

Note that some, perhaps a lot of these entries may contain potentially very triggering material.

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j-e-s-s-u:

There was once a small grape growing peacefully at a vineyard.
It had the potential to be made into one of the finest wines that vineyard had to offer.
But that single, lone, grape had another dream…
It wanted to be a part of one of Australia’s well-known beer, VB.
That single, lone, grape wanted to throw away everything it had to just be part of something it’s not made for.
The other grapes despised it, told it was crazy, that it will never happen.
That lone grape was then discouraged.It didn’t want to be part of a fancy wine! It wanted to follow it’s dream; to achieve something no other grape had!
So when harvesting time came along, the other grapes shouted and abused the poor lone grape…
It fell to the ground and wallowed in it’s own filth.
Knowing it can never be part of a fancy wine or a can of VB.

j-e-s-s-u:

There was once a small grape growing peacefully at a vineyard.

It had the potential to be made into one of the finest wines that vineyard had to offer.

But that single, lone, grape had another dream…

It wanted to be a part of one of Australia’s well-known beer, VB.

That single, lone, grape wanted to throw away everything it had to just be part of something it’s not made for.

The other grapes despised it, told it was crazy, that it will never happen.

That lone grape was then discouraged.
It didn’t want to be part of a fancy wine! It wanted to follow it’s dream; to achieve something no other grape had!

So when harvesting time came along, the other grapes shouted and abused the poor lone grape…

It fell to the ground and wallowed in it’s own filth.

Knowing it can never be part of a fancy wine or a can of VB.

j-e-s-s-u:

There was once a small grape growing peacefully at a vineyard.
It had the potential to be made into one of the finest wines that vineyard had to offer.
But that single, lone, grape had another dream…
It wanted to be a part of one of Australia’s well-known beer, VB.
That single, lone, grape wanted to throw away everything it had to just be part of something it’s not made for.
The other grapes despised it, told it was crazy, that it will never happen.
That lone grape was then discouraged.It didn’t want to be part of a fancy wine! It wanted to follow it’s dream; to achieve something no other grape had!
So when harvesting time came along, the other grapes shouted and abused the poor lone grape…
It fell to the ground and wallowed in it’s own filth.
Knowing it can never be part of a fancy wine or a can of VB.

j-e-s-s-u:

There was once a small grape growing peacefully at a vineyard.

It had the potential to be made into one of the finest wines that vineyard had to offer.

But that single, lone, grape had another dream…

It wanted to be a part of one of Australia’s well-known beer, VB.

That single, lone, grape wanted to throw away everything it had to just be part of something it’s not made for.

The other grapes despised it, told it was crazy, that it will never happen.

That lone grape was then discouraged.
It didn’t want to be part of a fancy wine! It wanted to follow it’s dream; to achieve something no other grape had!

So when harvesting time came along, the other grapes shouted and abused the poor lone grape…

It fell to the ground and wallowed in it’s own filth.

Knowing it can never be part of a fancy wine or a can of VB.

Replace one word in your URL with “COCK”

riotsruin:

twobears-high-fiving:

dontforgetmynameisjavert:

eridans-plush-rump:

dirku:

caesaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar:

josephjoestarisagdilf:

twerk-it-sakurada:

miracleanimeballs:

aoba-mpreg:

cock-mpreg

Miracleanimecock

cock-it-sakurada

JosephJoestarisacock

Also true, also true.

cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooock

dicku

thats dick not cock

dontforgetmynameiscock

twococks-high-fiving

CocksRuin

slendercock

kylafornia:

athomewithlana:

throw-all-my-secrets-away:

barackfuckingobama:

whimmy-bam:

crazyhead36:

hamburglr:

First, go grab some headphones. The best ones you’ve got. If the best ones you’ve got are these suckers (or something similar), you should really go buy new ones, but use the best you’ve got for right now.

Take a break from whatever you’re doing for 2 minutes and listen, but just listen to the whole thing, even if you have to multi-task.

Headphones on? Okay. Good.

Now, press play.

“Upular (3D Audio Version)” - Pogo

THE MUSIC IS MOVING IN MY HEAD

I want to follow the music…

But it’s in my head… wow.

DUDES

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i love this fucking shit

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I want to follow the music moving around me…

MY HEAD IS TURNING TO FOLLOW IT

I kid you not guys, this is curing my hangover. holyfucking amazing.

weirdteenblogger:

14K NOTES AND IM STILL IN PARIS


I call bullshit you have to go through customs and ticket inspection even to get near the eurostar trains.

weirdteenblogger:

14K NOTES AND IM STILL IN PARIS

I call bullshit you have to go through customs and ticket inspection even to get near the eurostar trains.